Transcription: I'm sitting here in my living room and I just can't seem to shake the glue. I'm pissed. Man, I just can't change my ugly mood. Yes, I am one unhappy dude. I'm pissed. He's unhappy. So unhappy. I could turn on my big TV but no one up there looks like me. Makes me pissed. Change the channel, switch the switch, get the same old stupid pitch Switch the channel, change the channel A bunch of oily superstars trying to sell me shoes and cars Selling shoes, that's bad news Maybe my ilbo would improve if I put my gym shoes with a tube Like they say, just do it I could go bowling but I lost my ball But ...